Scapegoat planet

Mercury is in retrograde. Don’t google it. Especially if you have a birthday this month. Unless you need to blame something for a less than productive day, or week, or month. Mercury, the eclipse, what’s going on in the cosmos?

Me, im going to enjoy it as an excuse. Anything goes awry, I’m ready. Thank you Mercury. Enjoy retrograde. Thank you sun, enjoy eclipsing: It’s not every month that you can blame the planets for stuff.